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Sve i svašta
TDA Offline
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#3.661
07-27-2016, 06:32 PM
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Ostao sam bez reči! Smile
Face up...make your stand and realise you're living in the golden years!
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#3.662
07-27-2016, 06:33 PM
Hvala TDA .. malo bluziranje na vrucini Smile
А у руке Мандушића Вука биће свака пушка убојита ...
https://www.youtube.com/user/Marshallov/videos

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#3.663
08-05-2016, 05:01 PM
Marshall,

Baš sam uživao u svirci. Svaka čast!
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#3.664
08-05-2016, 05:11 PM
Evo jednog dobrog vica, po meni najboljeg kog sam čuo ove nedelje:
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Neki stariji lovac, koji je bio poznat po svom lovačkom umeću, hvali se u kafani da može vezanih očiju da prepozna koja je životinja ubijena, i kojim oružjem, a samo da ga puste da zavuče prst u rupu od metka.
Mladi lovci koji su bili sa njim u kafani, opklade se sa njim, u turu pića. - Ako on pogodi, oni njemu piće, a ako ne pogodi, on celom stolu piće.
Prihvati on, vežu mu oči i donesu prvo lisicu. Gurne on prst u rupu od metka i kaže: "lisica, ubijena šesnesticom."
Pogađa on tako celo veče, bez ijednog promašaja. Brdo pića pred njim, tako da je se napio do onesvešćivanja.
Odnesu ga kući u krevet i ostave da spava.

Ujutro kad je se probudio, sve ga boli do poslednje koščice. Pogleda on u ogledalo, kad ima šta da vidi. Prebijen i sav plav od batina.
Pita on ženu: "Ko me ovako prebi ženo?"

Ja, majku ti tvoju hohštaplersku!!!
Gurnuo si mi prst u onu stvar i rekao da je u pitanju tvor ubijen protivavionskim topom...
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#3.665
08-05-2016, 09:05 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2016, 09:09 PM by vlada86.)
Ja samo da kažem da sam postao tata po drugi put još jednoj devojčici. Smile
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#3.666
08-05-2016, 09:09 PM
(08-05-2016, 05:01 PM)Macola Wrote: Marshall,

Baš sam uživao u svirci. Svaka čast!

Hvala puno Macola .. drago mi je ...
А у руке Мандушића Вука биће свака пушка убојита ...
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#3.667
08-05-2016, 09:13 PM
(08-05-2016, 09:05 PM)vlada86 Wrote: Ja samo da kažem da sam postao tata po drugi put još jednoj devojčici. Smile

Cestitam od srca, da ste nam zivi i zdravi.
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#3.668
08-05-2016, 09:32 PM
(08-05-2016, 09:05 PM)vlada86 Wrote: Ja samo da kažem da sam postao tata po drugi put još jednoj devojčici. Smile

Čestitam Vlado! Divna vest!
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#3.669
08-05-2016, 09:56 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2016, 10:00 PM by branko tod.)
(08-05-2016, 09:05 PM)vlada86 Wrote: Ja samo da kažem da sam postao tata po drugi put još jednoj devojčici. Smile


Čestitam ti, ovo je neuporedivo važnije od elektronike!

( Mogli bi još neki forumaši da krenu tvojim stopama )
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#3.670
08-05-2016, 10:19 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2016, 10:19 PM by Omegakg.)
@vlada86
Svaka cast samo nastavi Smile
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#3.671
08-05-2016, 10:26 PM
Cestitam Vlado  Smile
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#3.672
08-05-2016, 11:23 PM
Čestitam Vlado!
Bravo! Tako treba! Big Grin
Face up...make your stand and realise you're living in the golden years!
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#3.673
08-06-2016, 07:01 AM
Cestitam! Smile
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#3.674
08-06-2016, 07:12 AM
Čestitam Smile
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#3.675
08-06-2016, 07:41 AM
Hvala svima!SmileSmileSmile
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#3.676
08-06-2016, 10:52 AM
Cestitam Vlado neka je ziva i zdrava princeza tatina Wink

branko tod primljeno k znanju Wink
Samo da se malo finansijski ocitavim i stambeno ubulim i krecem u akciju Big Grin
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#3.677
08-06-2016, 03:45 PM
Čestitam vlada86!

Zdravlja i sreće vam želim!
"Ako kaniš pobjediti, ne smiješ izgubiti" - Grunf
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#3.678
08-06-2016, 03:51 PM
Cestitam Vlado!Neka je ziva i zdrava tajina lepojka Smile
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#3.679
08-06-2016, 06:42 PM

Podrav iz Lotraki-a
Greece
Novac je sredstvo a ne cilj.
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#3.680
08-07-2016, 07:50 AM (This post was last modified: 08-07-2016, 07:52 AM by Bocko.)
(08-05-2016, 09:05 PM)vlada86 Wrote: Ja samo da kažem da sam postao tata po drugi put još jednoj devojčici. Smile

Čestitam prinovu, Vlado, i ne daj se pokolebati, mi smo stigli do 3+1, i žena sad viče, pre keksa: stavljaj kondom, nećeš više... Smile
A ja bih, i peto dete Smile Može, kaže moja sosa, no sa drugom ženom Smile Smile Smile
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