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<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">šaner</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Ekskluzivni distributer robe koja je ispala iz kamiona u Italiji, Francuskoj, Nemačkoj...</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Buržuj</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Onaj koji je toliko pun keša da ne mora da liže poklopac od Eurokrema.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">stereo</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">je kad ti istovremeno "drže predavanje" žena i keva.<br>
Ako se uključe i deca i ćale onda je to surround.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Visibaba</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Baba koja ti bleji nad glavom u autobusu dok sediš i udarcima sis..a u glavu daje ti na znanje da hoće da sedne.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Mocart</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Svestrana ličnost..<br>
Čovek koji je komponovao najpoznatiju melodiju za Nokiu.<br>
Inače, bio je poslastičar i izmislio je Mozzart kugle.<br>
Voleo je da se kladi...</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Jebem li ga</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Upotrebljava se za:<br>
Nije mi poznato, pojma nemam, nisam upućen u to, ne znam šta da Vam odgovorim...sve to u jednom.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">slepac</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">osoba, najcesce muskog pola, koja se odlikuje veoma slabom finansijskom konstrukcijom.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Dođem ti</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Dužničko-poverilački odnos na kojem počiva srpska privreda.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Ikonostas</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Mesto gde stoje ikone. Na srpskom desktop.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Nema roaming</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Auto koji ne sme preko granice.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Hajde poljubi tetu pa će ti teta dati čokoladu</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Ovom rečenicom roditelji uče svoju decu da nema ništa loše u tome da pokazujemo ljubav koju ne osećamo ako iz toga mozemo izvući neku materijalnu korist.Prvi korak ka prostituciji.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">kako znaš da si Srbin?</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Popnes se na Ajfelovu kulu,i ako je prva stvar koja ti padne na pamet da pljunes sa vrha - onda si sigurno Srbin!</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Organska hrana</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Džigerica, škembići, beli bubrezi, pohovani mozak, crevca na žaru i ostali kafanski gurmanluci.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Nimfomanka</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Vazda joj neki k...c fali.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">U tuđoj ruci samo jedna stvar raste</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Narodna mudrost koja objašnjava zbog čega je u Srbiji veći broj slamarica nego štednih knjižica.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Sud</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Posle kafane, mesto najmasovnijeg okupljanja komšija i rodbine.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Prva linija odbrane</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Kad na nekoj proslavi pojedes svo meze u nadi da će ti to pomoći da se ne napiješ</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Pala na samofinansiranje</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Sponzoruša nakon raskida sa dečkom</span>.</span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Pravo luđeg</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Osnovno saobraćajno pravilo na kružnim tokovima u našim krajevima.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Sve sem ćumura</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Odgovor jako alavog halapljivca na pitanje radnika u ćevabdžinici "A šta ćemo od priloga u punjenu?"</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Novobeogradski čoček</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Uđeš u kuhinju, upališ svetlo i pokušaš da zgaziš sve bube.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Nikotinski šok</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Ustaneš ujutru, skuvaš kafu, otvoriš paklu i shvatiš da ti je neko popušio poslednje dve cigarete.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Pop</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Čovek čija je profesija da živi od tuđe slave.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Radna temperatura</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Temperatura sa kojom 'oćeš-nećeš moraš sutra na posao.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Bife</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Suviše otmen da bi bio kafana, a nedovoljno fensi da bi bio caffe.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Srpski feng šui</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Kombinovanje nameštaja tako da se ne vidi gde je zid otpao i vlaga povukla.</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Oval</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Osnovna merna jedinica za krkanluk.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Nešto nisam u formi...kod trećeg ovala, k'o da mi se usta zavezaše..!</span></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Igrati pod pritiskom</span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:10pt;">Doći na svadbu, pojesti 9 sarmi i 2 ovala pečenja, popiti dve litre crnog, a kad pritisak ode na 200 ustati i odigrati kolo da se sve slegne.</span></span></span></p>
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